PFEDS (Acronym: Post Final Examination Disorientation Syndrome)
A condition that may immediately follow the end of final examinations that may include any or all of the following symptoms: extreme disorientation, insomnia, confusion, slight depression, inability to focus, reduction in attention span, erratic eating habits, aversion to sunlight, apathy, lack of emotion, sexual frustration, low self esteem.
Generally theorized to be a mild form of separation anxiety or reaction to a sudden lack of obligations.
A condition that may immediately follow the end of final examinations that may include any or all of the following symptoms: extreme disorientation, insomnia, confusion, slight depression, inability to focus, reduction in attention span, erratic eating habits, aversion to sunlight, apathy, lack of emotion, sexual frustration, low self esteem.
Generally theorized to be a mild form of separation anxiety or reaction to a sudden lack of obligations.


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And here I thought I was creative with schooliosis (a degenerative condition of being in, or near an educational facility). Clearly your ability to use dictionary-esque words exceeds that of my own *bows*
This was especially bad since a) I don't drink b) I hate football c) I didn't even bring my car freshman year.
It actually made me really regret accepting Virginia Tech's offer.