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PFEDS (Acronym: Post Final Examination Disorientation Syndrome)

  A condition that may immediately follow the end of final examinations that may include any or all of the following symptoms: extreme disorientation, insomnia, confusion, slight depression, inability to focus, reduction in attention span, erratic eating habits, aversion to sunlight, apathy, lack of emotion, sexual frustration, low self esteem.

 Generally theorized to be a mild form of separation anxiety or reaction to a sudden lack of obligations.

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[info]murrday wrote:
May. 14th, 2009 01:40 pm (UTC)
*hugs* Well, you made it! :)
[info]djaphter wrote:
May. 14th, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
Oh gawd, I think I has the P-FEDS! D:
And here I thought I was creative with schooliosis (a degenerative condition of being in, or near an educational facility). Clearly your ability to use dictionary-esque words exceeds that of my own *bows*
[info]amagaeru wrote:
May. 18th, 2009 02:23 pm (UTC)
it's also a side-effect
[info]shaerry wrote:
May. 14th, 2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
I get this so bad and I always feel like I'm the only one. Someone should start a support community
[info]horsedreamer wrote:
May. 14th, 2009 09:02 pm (UTC)
four years of this disorientation is designed to counter freshman orientation, lest you graduate and feel like you have some idea of what's going on.
[info]amagaeru wrote:
May. 14th, 2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
I didn't ever go to freshman orientation
[info]watchreader wrote:
May. 15th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
It was awful. The entire thing was basically a series of the most condescending lectures I've ever been to on how a) we shouldn't drink b) football is great (let's learn some retarded cheers! Gobble gobble) and c) parking on campus is a pain or something.

This was especially bad since a) I don't drink b) I hate football c) I didn't even bring my car freshman year.

It actually made me really regret accepting Virginia Tech's offer.
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